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We now continue with this shitty story but it's all good because in the end, it doesn't even matter. When we last left off, a mysterious figure appeared while Vegeta and Goku were beginning to fight.... Again. Is he and/or she important to the story? Let's find out! Vegeta: "What do you mean YOUR domain? Who are you?" Mystery nigga: "You'll find out in good time." Vegeta: "I think I'll find out now!" Vegeta charges at the mysterious figure who easily dodges the attack Mystery nigga: "So, you want to know who I am? Well I suppose I'll show you." The mysterious figure removes their hood and it is revealed that it is..... Vince McMahon: "

Let's go over the story so far and point out some of the jokes and references. Goku gathered the dragon balls and wished a nigga would. Then a non corporeal being named "the black idol" appeared (pronounced ze brack iderr and is a reference to destroy all humans 2) and vaporized goku's brain. Then he went to otherwolrd because he died and met Vegeta there who also died presumably due to suicide because he wanted peace of kind. Then, the z fighters contacted beerus and whis from the lookout to see if they can help find Goku since he mysteriously disappeared of the face of existence and they would most likely be surprised and shocked to suddenl

Welcome back to to the amazing conclusion of dragon ball G'z! When we last left off we saw vegeta get obliterated in a rap battle against goku. What will happen now? Will vegeta defeat his rival? No. No he won't. But let's watch anyway Vegeta: "Kakarot you may have beaten me in this rap battle, but you can not take down my super saiyan pride!" Goku: "Fuck your pride vegeta." Vegeta: "What did you just say?" Goku: "Bitch did I stutter? Let me guess, you're gonna monolog and it's gonna sound something like this 'pride blah blah super saiyan blah blah prince of all blah blah' am I right?" Vegeta begins to get furious. Vegeta: "Shut up you

Alright yo what it do what it do it's the homie the narrator aka omni-thought let's get right into this shit! On the left we got the homie geetzz and on the right we got the original G the home boy go-kizzle! Now 3, 2, 1, let's get it! Vegeta: "Kakarot you are my sworn enemy/ and to surpass you has been my life's destiny/ try beating me I completely doubt it/ I saw you dressed in one of chi-chi's outfits/ and now your name's goku/ the fucks wrong with ya/ you'll never be a true saiyan warrior/ the day I kill you I couldn't imagine it sweeter/ and I know you're still haunted by majin vegetaaaaaahhh!" Goku: "You came to earth and I slayed you

Vegeta: "Ahahahaha! Kakarot how does it feel that anything you can do I can do too?" Goku: "Wow that's really cool vegeta. I'm glad you finally got the hang of it!" Vegeta: "I knew you would be furious I knew you would.... Wait what? Why aren't you mad?" Goku: "Because that just means I have to train even harder and neglect my family even more than before." Vegeta: "That's all? That's all you have to say?!?! No! No! No! I will not be made a fool of! I'm done in this story. It sucks anyway. I'm outta here!" Goku: "But vegeta what about super saiyan 4 gogeta beating ze brack iderr? How's the story gonna end now?" No it's fine goku just le

Bulma: "What the hell korin? We needed beerus and whis to defeat the black idol!" Korin: "It's pronounced 'ze brack iderr' and that hasn't been explained in the story yet so you shouldn't know about that." Bulma: "Oh please it's not like anyone will read this story anyway." Korin: "True, but that's besides the point. Hey narrator! Take us back to the goku and vegeta training before the reader goes back to jerkin off and playing Xbox even though the PlayStation is clearly better." As you wish lord korin. As we arrive in otherworld we see vegeta planting his foot firmly in goku's ass. Goku: *heavy breathing* "wow vegeta you've gotten stron

Yajirobe: "What are you doing?" Beerus: "I'm helping myself to some of these beans." Yajirobe: "That's my meal!" Beerus: "You eat enough already you little fat ass Vergil." Yajirobe: "Stop makin fun of me!" And with that, yajirobe slings a KaBlam slash straight at beerus slicing him in half. Whis shows up and turns back time before beerus got annihilated but little did he know that korin was already waiting there. Whis: "My my lord beerus, it seems that you have been beaten by this irrelevant character." And history repeats itself as beerus was again sliced in half like a faggot ass bitch. Yajirobe: "Hehehe, now do you see? This is wh

As the Z fighters wait at korin tower for beerus and whis to arrive they decide to get in a few practice matches and have the idea to create their own tournament. Yamcha: "Hey guys let's have our own small tournament. It'll be a good way to train." Piccolo: "Yeah we heard the narrator yamcha. Why don't you make yourself a meme and get blown up by a saibamen again?" Yamcha: "Come on piccolo! Maybe you don't want a taste of my wolf fang fist!" Piccolo: "Oh please I'll beat you to death!" Yamcha: "Come on then try me and we'll see about that!" Beerus: "Well well. How amusing." Bulma: "Oh hey beerus." Beerus: "Bulma, why have you summoned

Now, onto chapter 2. What will await our heroes? Will goku's death be avenged? Will hercule finally do something useful? Let's find out! Vegeta: "Kakarot? Why are you here in otherworld?" Goku: "Oh hey vegeta! I gathered the dragon balls and wished a nigga would. How about you? Why are you here?" Vegeta: "It's the only place Icould go to get away from the screaming retards that is my family." Goku: "Sorry to hear that. Hehehe. Hey vegeta wanna train? I gotta get stronger in order to defeat the thing I summoned. It completely fucked my shit up!" Vegeta: "Oh? The mighty kakarot was defeated so easily? What a joke!" Goku: "Oh come on veget

Ch. 1 ze brack iderr Now, we finally conclude our epic installment of dragon ball G'z! When we last left off, this story got taken down for copyright reasons and so with the help of me having nothing else better to do, I have decided to recreate the story. We rejoin goku as he puts the final dragon ball in place. Goku: "Shenron! Arise and grant me my wish!" Shenron: "I am the eternal dragon, state your wish!" Goku: "Shenron! Across all of space! Across all of time! I wish a nigga would!" Shenron: "This is a kid's show so watch your fucking language! But anyway, I shall grant this wish!" And out of the blinding light appeared the most un